"Knock Knock - Venice" joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.“Excuse me,” she said to the sales lady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit
hold that bracelet until my husband does more...