"LUNCH WITH ANN COULTER" joke

Ann Coulter called me for lunch! She said, "It has to be today, because one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is dropping out, and tomorrow I start riding lessons."
So I looked for the restaurant, and was able to find it by merely following the slime trail she leaves everywhere. When I got to the restaurant, she was sitting at a table, and she's very skinny - flies were swarming all over her - and I said hello.
She uncrossed her legs, and - faux pas - I fell in.
Thank God for the sign in her vagina that said, "You Are Here."
When I came out and scraped off the barnacles, she said, "Ready to order?"

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