"Late For Class" joke

Little Johnny arrived at school late for class and noticed that the door was already closed. Carefully opening it, he entered the room, quietly shut the door and tiptoed to his seat, all the while hoping that the teacher wouldn't notice.
"Johnny," the teacher shrieked, "is that how your father would come in, late and sneaking to his seat? Go out and try again, and this time, get it right!"
Little Johnny left the classroom and quietly closed the door behind him.
A moment later, he flung open the door with a bang and stomped into the room, a lit cigarette dangling from his lips. Slamming the door behind him, he put the cigarette out on the floor with his foot and said, "So baby, didn't expect ME, now did you?"

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