"Lawyer Short Jokes" joke

-What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
-What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
-What's the other difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
-What's one more difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait' till you're dead to rip your heart out.
-What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
-What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Vultures will eat the skunk.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
Clothes.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of cow manure?
The bucket.
-What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.