"Let‘S Pee" joke

A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night. “Before it happens, do you see any dreams? “ the doctor said.
“Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, ‘Let‘s pee. “ “OK, “ the doctor said.
“Next time you see the demon, say, “No, we‘ve already peed. “
Next time the patient came to the doctor, the latter asked, “So? Did you do as I said?
“Yes, I did. “
“Did it help? “ “Yes, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse. “ “How? “ “As I said ‘We‘ve already peed, ‘ the demon nodded and said, ‘Then, let‘s shit a little. “

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