"Lettuce and Tomatoes" joke
One day two teenagers decided to have sex. So they went to the guys house. He shared a bunk bed with his brother -- being the older, he slept on the top bunk.
The guy said, "If you want it harder say lettuce, if you want a knew position say tomatoes." So they went on with lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes.
The little brother woke up and said, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're dripping mayonnaise on me!"
BONUS DIRTY JOKE:
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King Forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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