"Liberal and A Genie" joke

A liberal came upon a genie and said You are a genie. Can you grant me three wishes? The genie replied Yes but only if you are feeling generous enough to share your good fortune. The liberal said I am a liberal. I am always happy to share. The genie said O. K. then whatever you wish for I will give every conservative in the country two of it. What is your first wish? I would like a new sports car. O. K. you have got it and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. Whats your second wish? I would like a million dollars. O. K. you get a million dollars every conservative gets two million dollars. Whats your third and final wish? Well I have always wanted to donate a kidney.

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