"Little Girl and Her Dog" joke
A little girl was walking her dog through the park when an old man approached her. "That sure is a very pretty dress you're wearing," he said.
"Why, thank you, sir," the little girl replied. "My mommy bought it for me. This is my dog, Porky."
"What a sweet little girl," the man thought to himself.
"I'll bet a quarter that I can guess why you named him that," the old man challenged.
"I'll bet that you can't," she replied.
"Let's see," the old man said, with a chuckle. "I'll bet you called him Porky because he's so fat."
"No, sir," she replied, shaking her head. "We called him Porky because he fucks pigs!"
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