"Little Johnny" joke
Mrs. Sippy was teaching her 1st grade class about the ABC's, and she wanted the class to use a word, starting with the alphabet. So she starts with A, little Johnny shoots his hand up in the air, the teacher debated a thought (hmmm, no, he might say something like ass.) so she calls on little Susan, Susan says apple. "Very good Susan" says the teacher. "Now, something that starts with the letter B." Johnny has his hand up first again. Teacher thinks (no, he might say bitch....) So she calls on Little Bobby...."Basket" he says, "Good word Bobby!" she says...Well, this goes on all the way up to "W", so the teacher announces "choose a word that starts with W". Johnny has both hand's up, he has a word for it! The teacher thinks and thinks and thinks, and she can't think of a single bad word he could say. "Yes, Johnny, whats your word?" she asked..."Womb!"..."Like a mother's womb?" the teacher asked, Johnny says, "No you dumb bitch, womb as in two elephants fuckin, WOOM WOOM!"
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