"Little Mitchell" joke

Little Mitchell hurt his finger and ran crying to his mother. She kissed it and said, "There, that will make it feel better."
A few minutes later, Mitchell scratched his forehead. His mother took care of the wound, then once more kissed the spot and sent her little man out to play.
In half an hour Mitchell was back again. This time one of his friends had kicked him in a more intimate region; he came in screaming wildly and pointing to the spot.
"Damn it," said his mother, "you're getting more like your father every day."

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