"Little Tommy" joke

Little Tommy was sitting on a park bench, munching away on one candy bar after another. After the fifth one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Young man, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It'll rot your teeth, give you acne and make you fat."
Little Tommy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat five candy bars at a time?"
Little Tommy replied, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"

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