"Loaded Question" joke

The 6: 07 commuter's train was quite late in leaving for its exur-ban destination, and Hank and Mack were enjoying their wait in the station bar. They had, in fact, been drinking long enough to have reached the stage of semimaudlin confession about their sex life.
"You know," Hank said, "I never had any relations with my wife at all before we were married. Did you?"
Mack reflected with what, under the circumstances, was admirable sobriety. "Gee," he finally said, "I dunno. What was her maiden name?"

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