Mack Jokes

The 6: 07 commuter's train was quite late in leaving for its exur-ban destination, and Hank and Mack were enjoying their wait in the station bar. They had, in fact, been drinking long enough to have reached the stage of semimaudlin confession about their sex life.
"You know," Hank said, "I never had any relations with my wife at all before we were married. Did you?"
Mack reflected with what, under the circumstances, was admirable sobriety. "Gee," he finally said, "I dunno. What was her maiden name?"

MACK THE SLICE, the notorious duffer, unwound on the first tee and sent a high drive far off to the right. The ball sailed through an open window, and figuring no damage had been done, Mack played on. On the eighth hole a police officer walked up to Mack and asked, "Did you hit a ball through that window?" "Yes I did." "Well, it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, who raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog, sending three people to the hospital. And all because you sliced the ball". "I'm so sorry," Mack apologized. "Is there anything I can do?" "Well," the cop replied, "try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit."

Yo Mama is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck!