"Mack The Slice" joke

MACK THE SLICE, the notorious duffer, unwound on the first tee and sent a high drive far off to the right. The ball sailed through an open window, and figuring no damage had been done, Mack played on. On the eighth hole a police officer walked up to Mack and asked, "Did you hit a ball through that window?" "Yes I did." "Well, it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, who raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog, sending three people to the hospital. And all because you sliced the ball". "I'm so sorry," Mack apologized. "Is there anything I can do?" "Well," the cop replied, "try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit."

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