"Local barber" joke

DURING his stay in Sohna, Haryana, the Opposition leader felt he needed a haircut and sent for a local barber. At the end of the operation, the barber demanded a price double that of the usual charge. "I have so little hair on my head," complained Raja Sahib. "Why are you charging so much?"
The Haryanvi nai replied: "Double charge kaatnay ka rta laiven baal dhoondhna ka leiven sai (I am not charging you double for cutting but looking for your hair)."

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