"Lucky So Far" joke

The young man addressed his prospective father-in-law: "Sir, I would like to marry your daughter."
"I'm afraid, son," the older man replied, "that you couldn't support her in the manner to which she is accustomed."
"Your daughter and I have talked it over, and she has consented to live on what I earn."
"That's fine. But remember that after a while a little one may come along, and that will mean added expense."
"Well, that's true, sir," the youth agreed, "but we've been lucky so far."

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