"MIT Physisit breaks the smithereen" joke

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- A team of MIT physicists announced Monday that they have successfully split the smithereen, heretofore considered the smallest possible unit of matter. "For decades, conventional scientific wisdom held that the most to which you could blow something was smithereens," Dr. Jonathan Eng said. "It now appears that it is possible, under certain special laboratory conditions, to blow something to sub-smithereens."

Eng said he believes the discovery will revolutionize humanity's potential for harnessing smithereenetic energy.

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