"Magic Beer Keg" joke
A young man walks in on a bar and he ordered a beer. After a while, he notices there's a beer keg with a small hole says "Magic Beer Keg, insert 50 cents for pleasure." The young man asks the bertender what so magical with that beer keg.
He told the young men to insert 50 cents in the small hole and then insert his penis in it. He does as the bartender says and all of the sudden he feels someone is sucking his penis from inside the beer keg.
After he finishes his "pleasure", the young man compliments about it and the bartender asks if he wants to be the beer keg member so that he can do pleasure for free. The young man says "OK" and the bartender says "OK, tomorrow you got the shift inside that beer keg."
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