"Magic Relationships" joke

I have trouble writing jokes sometimes. For example, last night, I was writing, and I wrote, "My relationships are magic, because the women I date tend to disappear."
But then I realized how hacky and corny that joke is, right? So I thought, and I came up with a punchline that is far more accurate and, I believe, funnier. Here it is:
My relationships are magic, because the women I date tend to get sawed in half."

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