"Make sure he's dead" joke

Two hunters are walking through the woods. One hunter falls down, hits his head on a rock and gets knocked out. The other hunter freaks and gets out his cell phone and calls 911. When the operator picks up, the hunter says "Help! My buddy fell down and hit his head on a rock. He's not moving! I think he's dead!" The operator says, "Okay, but before we send someone out, you have to make sure he's dead first."
The hunter says okay and puts down the phone. The operator hears a gun shot. The hunter picks up the phone and says, "Okay, I made sure he's dead, now what?"

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