"Making a lot of love after death" joke
Sam and Andy were close friends, but they were both getting on in years. When they were both in their seventies, they made a deal: Whoever kicked off first would try hard to come back and tell the other what the afterlife was like.
Shortly after making the deal, Sam passed on. A few nights later, Andy was lying in his bed when a voice came in through the open window.
"Andy....Andy..."
The old guy sat up. "Sam, is that you?"
"Yes... and I tell you, it's marvelous... simply fantastic."
"Tell me about it," Andy said excitedly.
"Well... in the morning we eat breakfast and then spend hours making love. Then we eat lunch and spend hours making love. Finally we eat dinner and then make love a few more times."
"Holy smokes!" said Andy, "I can't wait to die and go to heaven!"
"Heaven?" retorted Sam, "Ain't no heaven. I'm outside your window. I came back as a rabbit."
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