"Male Bashing" joke

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Man said to God: "God, why did you amke woman so beautiful?"
God replied, "So you would lover her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God said: "So she would love you."
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Forty-five pounds.
And what is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forty-five Minutes