"Man In Bar" joke

A man walks into and sits down at the bar. He picks up some peanuts and eats them. The peanuts (as he's eating them) say " You are a really handsome man, I'm so pleased to be eaten by someone as intelligent, goodlooking and charming as you".
After a couple of drinks the man goes to the cigarette machine, on putting his money in the machine shouts " What the hell are YOU doing here? We don't want people like you in this place, get out you obnoxious piece of filth!!"
On hearing this the man complains to the barman. The barman explains " I'm VERY sorry sir, the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order.

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