"McDONALD'S EXCUSES FOR THE CONDOM FOUND IN A BIG MAC" joke

* We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan."
* Condom, condiment--what's the damn difference?
* It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe."
* It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
* Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.
* We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal."
* So what... a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
* Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"
* Drive-thru speaker broken --"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like
"prophylactic device."
* When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.