"Misbehaving" joke

As usual, Billy had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After he emerged, he told his mother that he had thought things over and had said a prayer.
"That's good, Billy. If you ask God to help you to not misbehave, He will help you," his mother said.
"I didn't ask Him to help me to not misbehave, Mom, I asked Him to help you put up with me."

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