"Missing Condoms" joke

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only seven condoms remaining in the box of twelve, so she asked him,"What happened to the other four condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Ummm, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People