"Mistletoe at the Airport" joke

A couple of days before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home from a business trip.

The trip had been exhausting and he was not in a good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.

Being in a bad mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I were not married, I would not kiss you."

"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."

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