"Mommy i shot the dog" joke
this women was 8 months pregnant with triplet boys. while out one night she was shot 3 times. they rush her to the hospital and were able to save her and the babies but were not able to get the bullets out of the 3 babies. six years pass and the first little boy comes running out of the bathroom and up to his mother and shouts" momMy mommy i just shit a bullet" she explanins to him that when she was pregnant she got shot but the bullet was out of him and now he is fine. about 15 min. later the second little boy comes running out and tells her the same thing so she tells him that the bullet is out so he is fine now. then the third little boy comes running out and startes to say something so she cuts him off and says "I KNOW I KNOW YOU SHIT A BULLET " HE SAYS NO I WAS PLAYING WITH MYSELF AND I SHOT THE DOG!!
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