"Monastery Chefs" joke
Lost on a rainy night, a nun comes across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips she has ever had.
After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. There, she's greeted by two of the Brothers. "Hello, Sister," the first one says. "I am Brother Andrew, and this is Brother Nicholas."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," the nun replies. "I would like to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I have ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
"Well, I am the fish friar," Brother Nicholas says.
She turns to the other Brother and says, "Then you must be... "
"Yes, I'm afraid so - I am the chip monk," he replies.
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