"Monkey" joke

A man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie (rotating spit for cooking meat) was barbecuing a chicken in his back yard when a hippie strolled by.
The hippie stood and watched for a couple of minutes and then said slowly, "Uh... I don't want to bug you man, but your music's stopped, and your monkey's on fire."
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead!
Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: She was stapled to the first one!
Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Peer Pressure!
"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man."