"More About Girls" joke
>>The Lovers of the Heart
>>
>>Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
>>
>>1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
>>2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
>>3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
>>4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
>>5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
>>6. Kiss anywhere else. .. lets not get carried away
>>7. Look in your eyes. .. kiss me
>>8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
>>9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
>>
>>Article 2: The Three Steps
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>>1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
>>2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
>>3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
>>
>>Article 3: The Commandments
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>>1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
>>2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
>>3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>
>>**Remember**
>>
>>A peach is a peach
>>A plum is a plum,
>>A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up your mouth
>>close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise!!!
>
>>
>>~*~WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls~*~
>>
>>1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
>>3. How cute they look when they sleep
>>4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
>>5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in
>>the >world
>>6. How cute they are when they eat
>>7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes
>>it all worth while
>>8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
>>9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
>>10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know
>>that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
>>11. How cute they are when they argue
>>12. The way her hand always finds yours
>>13. The way they smile
>>14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after
>>you >just had a big fight
>>15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
>>that an hour later....
>>16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
>>17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
>>18. Actually. .. just the way they kiss you...
>>19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
>>20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that
>>silly
>>21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>>22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
>>(even though we don't admit it)!
>>23. The way they say "I miss you"
>>24. The way you miss them
>>25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that
>>it
>>doesn't hurt her anymore.....
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