"More Thin Books" joke

BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton