"Must Be Management" joke
Realizing he's lost while flying in a hot air balloon the man lowers his altitude and spots a man down below. "Pardon me, but could you tell me where I am?" he asks.
"Sure," the man below replies. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering at about 25 feet above this field."
"Oh sure, thanks. Your information may be technically correct, but it's completely useless," the guy in the balloon snaps back.
"I'm betting you must be in management," the man below says. "That I am, but how would you know that?" the balloonist questions.
"It's obvious!. You have no idea where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to help. You're in the same position you were in before we met, but now it's my fault!"
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