"My Turn" joke

Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. Sandra said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."

"Uh huh," said Dick.

"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Sandra.

"Uh huh," said Dick.

"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked
Sandra.

"That's right," said Richard, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry,' It's too big, it's too big!'"

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