"My kid sister could paint like that...." joke

This is a true story: I saw this happen in the student union at my
University.
Mother and 3-year old daughter heading toward the exit of
the student union.
Mom: Okay, time to go.
Child: No!
Mom: We have to go now, honey.
Child: No! I wanted to go to the...
Mom: We did go, honey, and now we're going home.
Child: No! No! [Tears starting to fall...]
Mom: We did go to the art show, honey...
Child: No! No! I wanted to go... [full-fledged tantrum
under way now...]
Mom: We did go to the art show sweetheart, it was just a
different kind of art than what you were expecting...
Child: No!!! I wanted to see the art show... [screaming,
wailing, crying....]
Mom: We did see it honey, it's just not the kind of art you
are used to...
Child: NOOOO!!!
There's no accounting for taste.