"NOT THE BRIGHTEST" joke

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Category: Ethnic Type: Stories Audience: General
IF HE ONLY HAD A BRAIN
TWO AFRICAN AMERICAN'S GUYS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A CAR CAME BY AND HIT ONE OF THE GUYS AND SPEAD OFF. HIS BUDDY RAN TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE BY, AND ASK IF HE COULD BARROW THE PHONE TO CALL 911. THE LADY SAID YES. THE 911 OPERATER ASKED, WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY? HE REPLIED... YEAH, MY DAWG GOT HIT BY A CAAR. I NEED A AM-BU-LANCE HERE ON SYC-U-MOE (SYCAMORE ST.)SKREET. 911 OPERATER SAID, "SYC-U-MOE???... CAN YOU PLEASE SPELL THAT FOR ME SIR? HE SAID, YEAH... S...
C...Y...
NO, NO, NO, ITS S...Y...C...M... HEY, I JUST CARRY MY DAWG TO LEE SKREET AND YA'LL PICK HIM UP THERE.

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