Skreet Jokes

Resume of: Shaynana Chiquita Shanekia "Pookie" Jones ADDRESS: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA 11122 PHONE: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th OBJECTIVE: To one day forefill my dream of bein'a Soul Train danca and you know just gittin' my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist (you know what I mean)Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my hood. SKILLS: I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I be using my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I be doing braids in any texture or color: synthetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark brown, dark black, gold blonde, dark gold blonde,red, maroon,blue and rainbo colors. EDUCATION: THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORREPONDENCE COURSE, INC. BIG MAMA'S HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' GREENS (gradmuated with honors for the most extenzions done in a year's time). WORK EXPERIENCE: Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait more...

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IF HE ONLY HAD A BRAIN
TWO AFRICAN AMERICAN'S GUYS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A CAR CAME BY AND HIT ONE OF THE GUYS AND SPEAD OFF. HIS BUDDY RAN TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE BY, AND ASK IF HE COULD BARROW THE PHONE TO CALL 911. THE LADY SAID YES. THE 911 OPERATER ASKED, WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY? HE REPLIED... YEAH, MY DAWG GOT HIT BY A CAAR. I NEED A AM-BU-LANCE HERE ON SYC-U-MOE (SYCAMORE ST.)SKREET. 911 OPERATER SAID, "SYC-U-MOE???... CAN YOU PLEASE SPELL THAT FOR ME SIR? HE SAID, YEAH... S...
C...Y...
NO, NO, NO, ITS S...Y...C...M... HEY, I JUST CARRY MY DAWG TO LEE SKREET AND YA'LL PICK HIM UP THERE.