"Nascar For Dummies Book" joke

Chapters In The "Nascar For Dummies" Book: How To Read
It's Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia
Jumpin', Hollerin' & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour
Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit
So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief? Remember - Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosy
Better Places to Put the Grill Than Next to the Winnebago's Propane Tank
Brakes Are For Sissies
Advanced Technical Terms - "Yeeeehaww!" "Whoooodoggie!" and "Golldurn!"
How To Say "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering
Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments
How to Drive in a Circle 500 Times Without Getting Dizzy
Them Cars Are Fast - And LOUD!