"Nationals to Fire Robinson" joke
The Washington Nationals are set to fire legendary manager Frank Robinson after three consecutive last place finishes, since they could totally finish in last place without him.
Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr." The other Arab father just sighs and says "Ahh, they blow up so quickly these more...
Two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in the Jewish section of town. They are talking amongst themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent impeccable Yiddish asks them if everything is okay, can he get them more...
I have this posted over my desk. I don’t know who the original author is, but I always found this quote remarkable for coming to grips with unjust and nasty criticism:
A courtier told the Emperor Constantine that a mob had broken the head of his statues with stones. more...