"New Mexico Jokes" joke

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
Dumb New Mexico Laws
# State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
Carrizozo
# It`s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Las Cruces
# You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

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