"New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans" joke

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

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