"New college classes for men!" joke
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference! 6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore! 9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel! 18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or selecting movies that don't star John Wayne on television21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It! 26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
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