"New college course for men!" joke

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101-Combating Stupidity MEN 102-You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103-PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104-We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule: MEN 110-Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111-Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112-Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100-Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101-Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A-What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule: MEN 120-How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121-Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122-YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123-Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C-What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101-You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102-Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103-How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201-How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective-See Electives Below)Winter Schedule: MEN 210-The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211-How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212-You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213-Believe Me, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A-Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1Spring Schedule: MEN 220-Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221-Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 MEN 222-Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223-Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered ForeplayCourse Electives: EAT 101-Cooking with Tofu EAT 102-Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103-Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231-Mothers-in-law MEN 232-Appear to Be Listening MEN 233-Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C-Cheaper to Keep Her

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