Autumn Jokes

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man - as
well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU: the Weaker Sex
ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If more...

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101--Combating Stupidity MEN 102--You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103--PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104--We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule: MEN 110--Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111--Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112--Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100--Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101--Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A--What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule: MEN 120--How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121--Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122--YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123--Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C--What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX more...

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101-Combating Stupidity MEN 102-You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103-PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104-We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule: MEN 110-Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111-Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112-Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100-Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101-Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A-What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule: MEN 120-How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121-Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122-YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123-Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C-What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101-You CAN more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Autumn!
Autumn who?
Autumnastic!