"Newlyweds" joke

there were these newlyweds at home in their bed. a guy walks in who escaped from prision. he ties the husband to a chair. the prisioner walks over and kisses the wife on her neck then he walks into the bathroom
husband: hes a prisioner so watever he wants give it to him dont be afraid be strong i love you
wife: he wasnt kissing me he was askin me for the vaseline i told him it was in the top cabinet in the bathroom he likes you be strong hunny be strong i luv you to

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