"Not Where I Come From" joke
While standing in his field one day a farmer was approached by a little boy who asked, "Hey Mr farmer, I would like to get a bucket of milk from your Bull if you don't mind."
The farmer said, "Wait a minute son, you get milk from a cow not bulls."
"Not where I come from," said the boy. He goes away and comes back later with a bucket of milk.
The boy returns later saying, "Hey Mr farmer, I see you have a Honeysuckle patch at the end of your road, I'd like to get a bucket of honey if you don't mind."
The farmer says, "Wait a minute son, honey comes from bees not honeysuckles."
"Not where I come from", says the little boy. He goes away and returns later with the bucket of honey saying, "Thanks Mr farmer".
The farmer has a shocked look on his face as the little boy walks away. Shortly thereafter the little boy returns saying, "Hey Mr Farmer, I notice you have a nice big Pussy Willow down by your creek".
The farmer says, "Wait a minute son, I'll get my coat and be right with you".
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