"Nursing Home Resident" joke
One day a family took their elderly, frail father to a nursing home, with the hopes that he would be well cared for.
The next day, the nurses fed and bathed him and sat him in a chair by the window, overlooking the beautiful flower garden. Everything seemed fine until a short time later when he began to fall over sideways in the chair.
Seeing this, two nurses immediately rushed over to him and straightened him up in the chair. Shortly thereafter, he began to tilt to the other side. Once more, the nurses rushed over and straightened him up. This routine went on for the entire morning.
Later in the day, his family arrived to see how he was adjusting to his new environment. "So Dad, how are things going here? Are they treating you well?" they asked him.
"It is pretty nice," he replied, "but they won't let you fart!"
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