"Of all the things I've lost" joke

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...

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My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

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