"Of all the things I've lost" joke

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.