"Make it idiot proof and" joke

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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jay:nigga yo hairline look like a heartbeat!
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jay:nigga yo hairline got a jerry curl!
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jay:Nigga yo hairline leads to buried treasure!
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jay:yo hairline is suing you for neglect!
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jay:nigga yo hairline is doing the wobble!
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Clay:Based on true events!
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