"Oh Christmas tree" joke
Santa was having a really bad day.First the elves go on strike and he has to make all the last minute gifts by himself.When he's loading the gifts into the sleigh, the bottom of the sleigh falls right off. So he goes and gets the tool kit.Hes almost done, untill all the deer got loose and he hit his thumb with the hammer. He says "Thats it, I've had it!"So after he gathers all the deer and puts them in the barn, he goes inside to have a drink of juice and rum. He goes to get the rum, but Mrs. Claus left a note saying that all the elves took the rum wen they went on strike.He goes to open the juice but when he is tring to open the juice bottle it slips right out of his hands and breaks into a billion pieces.He goes to get the broom but the mice ate all the straw off it.Then he hears a very loud knock at the door. When he goes to answer it their is an angel with a wonderful tree in her hands. She says "Isn't this the most beautiful tree you've ever seen?"Santa says "Its not that bad."Angel goes "Where should I put it?"
And now you know why theirs an angel on top of the tree...
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